February 2012
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Thr Light Of Travel
I need to travel again soon. I never realized how much of a roamer I am. Lately I’ve been very antsy sitting in one place for too long. I don’t necessarily care to be rich, but I wish I had the finances to be able to go see the world. Traveling is important for a person and healthy for the soul. If for no other reason than to help you appreciate where you are now, it’s something...
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Astounding View Of An Eclipse
all-thats-interesting:
When life’s problems overwhelm you, it often helps to look up. But sometimes it may also help to look down — especially when it involves viewing an eclipse from the clouds. Talk about heavenly.
I question whether this is real because it is just too perfect.
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Required Listening:
Foo Fighters - February...
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Shocked Meme
I used to work in the theatre industry as a sound technician. Most of the microphones and equipment used 9v batteries. Our bassist was a…how shall we say…evil genius. He used to collect the partially used batteries and connect them, negative to positive, into long columns making one super-large battery. He then would dare people to take a piece of guitar string in each hand and touch...
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Speak Fresh
Me: Do you have a player's card?
Customer: I do, but it's the old one. Will you still take it?
Me: Sure. Old, new...we'll take anything. Heck, we'll even take a Subway card if it has enough punches in it.
Customer: ...
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The Street I Grew Up On
The street I grew up on was an eclectic group of individuals. I spent a good portion of my childhood moving around southern California, but settled, for what I consider the most important years of it, in the Murrieta/Temecula area. Then, a small duel-city area of less than 100,000 people, it was there that I started to form some of my most important friendships.
Our house was directly in the...
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The Artist
Tonight and went and saw The Artist and OH MY GOD IT’S AN AMAZING MOVIE! I loved every bit of it. In case you don’t know, it’s a black & white silent film about an actor in the silent movie era who has to come to grips with the changing business as sound makes its way into the film industry. It was so well done. The cinematography, the directing, the actors, the music (Oh!...
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bobblablaw replied to your post: Favorite Tweets
Pretty good. I seemed to have missed a few of these!
Some of my best work was probably before you followed me. I think Twitter needs a “Random Tweet” button so you can shuffle through people’s Timelines.
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Favorite Tweets
I don’t know if this favorite tweet meme is supposed to be about my tweets or someone else’s, but I like to take opportunities to talk about myself when I can.
If you go by Favstar, my most popular tweets are never the ones I think are the funniest.
The ones I like the best seem to go unnoticed by the population. I think it’s because I have a different sense of humor than...
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Ok, Brace Yourself...
Whenever I hear a lot about a musical performance before I actually get to see it, I assume it’s over-hyped and not going to live up to what people are saying. I just watched Adele’s performance from the Grammy’s (something everyone’s been talking about) and it didn’t disappoint my assumptions. A good performance, yes. But it was nothing amazing.
I think people have...
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The Future Is Now
Brain: Go to bed, Derek.
Me: But...what if I read for a bit first?
Brain: Okay. One chapter and then--
Me: Oh! The Jetsons movie is on Instant Watch!
Brain: Fuck. Ok, fine. But only because we were talking about it the other day.
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Feeding The Bird
Everyone keeps making a big deal out of M.I.A. flipping off the camera at the halftime show. There is a group of people who are upset it happened, but it seems there are even more upset with the fact that flipping off a camera is still a big deal in this nation while misogyny, violence, drug use, and other forms of sexual innuendos seem to show their ugly little faces without a problem. Now, I...
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“I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world as it is is vexing enough.”
– True Grit
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The Moments Of Life
“We’re all puppets, Laurie. I’m just a puppet who can see the strings.”
I feel every day I become more like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. I see so many situations in life that people fret and fear and obsess over that, to me, are so minuscule. I look at the big picture while others focus on the distraction in front of them, blinding their foresight. It confuses...
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“If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that...”
– Richard Bach (Illusions)
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Conversations With a Crazy Old Man In A Giant Red...
Old Man: I'm gonna wait...'til the midnight hour! Eh? *sings entire chorus and second verse of Midnight Hour* I'm gonna wait til the midnight hour. That's when my love comes tumbling down. That second part is what people like. That's what gets 'em going.
Me: ...
Old Man: *Randomly sings entire song of It's Now Or Never* The ladies love it. They can't resist that voice.
Me: ...
Old Man: I'm going to go to the Rrrred Rrrrock to play some pokero.
Me: That's a long way away. You better--
Old Man: Oh, it's not far. I don't know the meaning of "long." I've got blisters on my feet 'cause I don't know "long."
Old Man: Look at that face. How'd you like to work all day and come home to that face? She'd kill you. HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: ...
Old Man: You know what, you haven't live. YOU HAVEN"T LIVED until you've had a roommate that's possessed.
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Focus
I have been having a lot of trouble focusing lately. I’ve been getting enough sleep and eating, so I know it’s not a health thing. I’m not really sure why, but my best guess would be boredom. I’ve noticed it the most at work as it has affected my performance (although today seemed better, which is funny because I was supposed to be off today), but it also affects every...
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January 2012
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Required Listening:
Starlume - So Please
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A Piece Of An Opinion
The point of religion is not about following some invisible man in the sky. It’s about finding meaning and reason in our morals and good intent. Man does not want to go through this life not knowing the reasons for his being any more than he wants to eat because he’s bored. He may do so, but he will always be looking for justification. Religion is that justification. It is a hunger for...
It definitely had some spice to it. But I put in a bit extra habanero and some seeds because I like the heat.
bobblablaw replied to your post: I Shot The Chef. But I Did Not Shoot El Diputado
That looks amazing. How was it? Spicy? I’d love to try it.
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I Shot The Chef. But I Did Not Shoot El Diputado
One of my resolutions for this year was to learn to cook more. In reality, I just want to expand my skills and cooking is a simple one to accomplish. So far this year I have done better at that resolution than the getting in shape one (although, in my defense, they sort of contradict each other). Tonight I cooked Puerco Pibil—a recipe I got from director Robert Rodriguez as the first...
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Football Facts
Guy: Do you know why Tom Brady is such a good quarterback?
Girl: He's cute.
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I don’t trust any item that is named after something that can be used as a weapon. Other examples include (but are not limited to):
Razor Scooters
Bazooka Gum
Fireballs (candy)
Warheads (candy)
christinemarieh replied to your post: It’s Saturday Night
I’d totally Kik you, but I still live in the 20th century where the Razr is the coolest phone evar.