Conversations With a Crazy Old Man In A Giant Red Sombrero
Old Man: I'm gonna wait...'til the midnight hour! Eh? *sings entire chorus and second verse of Midnight Hour* I'm gonna wait til the midnight hour. That's when my love comes tumbling down. That second part is what people like. That's what gets 'em going.
Me: ...
Old Man: *Randomly sings entire song of It's Now Or Never* The ladies love it. They can't resist that voice.
Me: ...
Old Man: I'm going to go to the Rrrred Rrrrock to play some pokero.
Me: That's a long way away. You better--
Old Man: Oh, it's not far. I don't know the meaning of "long." I've got blisters on my feet 'cause I don't know "long."
Old Man: Look at that face. How'd you like to work all day and come home to that face? She'd kill you. HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: ...
Old Man: You know what, you haven't live. YOU HAVEN"T LIVED until you've had a roommate that's possessed.
