I have a friend who wants me to marry him.
Ugh! I retired from that role. But how do you say no to someone who wants you to perform their wedding ceremony? He hasn’t officially asked me yet because, well, he hasn’t officially asked HER yet. And to be honest, I don’t think they should get married. He’s a good guy most of the time, but he cheats, doesn’t treat her with respect, and just isn’t ready for marriage yet. As for her, she puts up with all of it and some, which is why I think he thinks she is the one. How do you officially bind two people like them with a good conscience? I’m kind of hoping it doesn’t work out, for both their sakes. Especially hers.
Also, I’m not legal in the state of Nevada.
Also, I’m retired.