Why do I do this to myself? Why do I go and find the worst possible thing on Netflix and then sit through it by myself as if I’m going to find some hidden jewel of a movie that was wrongly put at 2.5 stars? I understand the directors point in this movie, but it wasn’t even well enough done. It made the mistake of thinking it could take a ridiculous plot and turn it into an 82 minute ironic satire on a type of film that has already been played out in the spoof department. Part of me just wanted to see how bad it could be and, I’ll be honest, if it were made as a short film, it might have succeeded, but it went on way too long for anyone’s idea of a good time. The one shining moment was the monologue at the beginning. Watching that I almost bought into the whole idea and found myself starting to think, “Okay, this could actually be good.” But it all went downhill from there.
This movie was made with the premise of, “Why? Just because.” But when it comes to why I gave it one star, it’s for a reason.
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